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[info]neopolis | Alexander Falk. [03 Jul 2019|07:34pm]
Have you ever made love to a beautiful girl? Made you feel like it's not such a bad world. Hey man, now you're really living )
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classes! [24 Jul 2018|10:55pm]
If you want clean fun go fly a kite )
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FaceSpace! [16 Sep 2011|10:06pm]
Alexander Falk is... )
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yearbook. [02 Feb 2011|01:28am]
yearbook )
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THIRD PERSON SAMPLES FOR ALEXANDER FALK. [24 Dec 2010|02:03am]
LOG 1: In a Las Vegas hotel room, Valentina Burke wakes Alex Falk up in the middle of the night and they have a serious conversation.

LOG 2: In a Neopolis hallway, Alex has a run in with former friend, Vera Matthews. Get ready for excessive flirting, annoyed eye-rolling and a case of Alex Falk vs. Stairs when Vera 'accidentally' shoves into him. And, of course, the resulting cheeky comment.

LOG 3: After they both almost die in Neopocalypse '10, friends with benefits Alex Falk and Val Burke reunite for some outrageous flirting and genuine sentiment.

PHONELOG 1: Valentina Burke is worried about her orgasm buddy Alex, and so rings him up to check how she's doing. Playful flirting and avoidance, of course, occur.

PHONELOG 2: After the two of them are the unwilling participants in a gladiatorial terror match, close friends Alex Falk and Chloe Rivers, equally unwillingly separated in Alaska and Japan, respectively, share a phonecall.

EMAIL 1: Alex hacks a co-worker's email as a prank and responds to the incoming comments, as does said co-worker. Confusion and hilarious times ensure.
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FILTERED: Students and Faculty - VK. [11 Jan 2010|09:57pm]
I've checked, and the NeoNetwork's safe from being hacked even by someone who's mostly 0's and 1's, so it looks like filters are still a safe way to communicate. Being inside a computer doesn't make up for missing NFL playoffs, but it sure helps.

[HEIST GROUP]
I've figured out how we can regain our physical bodies further inside the complex, closer to the REX. I'm sending a pdf with instructions and some schematics of the area you should be heading for.

ATTACHMENT:
quest.pdf

[DARCY]
I've found something that I'd appreciate your expertise on.

[CASEY]
Hey, sweetheart.

[SCIENCE FAC TEACHERS ALL TEACHERS MINUS VON KYPHOS]
Alex Falk, Science. I can't say that I think this'd be highest on your list of your concerns, but if one of you who has the abi access could block new accounts from being added to the NeoNetwork it sure would be appreciated.

[DR CURIE-CAPET]
I heard t Docteure Curie-Capet, I don't know if you remember me but I had the pleasure of being in your Quantum Physics class first trimester. I hope you and your new baby are doing well, given the circumstances. I saw on Valentina's post that you're being held in Caesar's palace so I was wondering if you knew anything about Caesar or the gladiator games that isn't already public knowledge.
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sorry for filtered spam. [06 Jan 2010|12:55am]
Filtered to Wally )

Filtered to Jillian )

Filtered to Armstrong )
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[05 Jan 2010|04:29pm]
Filtered to Aviva, Jillian, Wally )

Filtered to Kaori Ito )
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[17 Dec 2009|08:44pm]
Filtered to Zac, Aviva, Chloe, Jillian, Wally )

Filtered to Jill )

Filtered to Vi )

Filtered to Toni )
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[07 Dec 2009|02:45am]
Hawks 20, 49ers 17 and the Ducks are going to the Rose Bowl. It sure has been a good week for football.
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[23 Nov 2009|05:43pm]
Encrypted to Zac, Aviva, Chloe, Jillian, Wally )

Encrypted to Hanselle )

Encrypted to Zoe )

Encrypted to Vera )

Filtered to Dani )

Filtered to Chloe )
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backdated to friday morning. [21 Nov 2009|03:29pm]
Encrypted to Armstrong )

Encrypted to Aviva )

EDITED AFTER VI'S RESPONSE: Encrypted to Chloe and Jillian )
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[07 Nov 2009|04:16pm]
Filtered to Jillian )


Filtered to Screwdriver, Wally, Harvey )


Filtered to Val )
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[03 Nov 2009|11:44am]
[Filtered to Zac Daly]

I can't do Saturday.


[Filtered to Grace Goode]

Sweetheart, I would really sure would appreciate it if you could tell me how to get out of this fud contract.
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failed encryption to zac daly. so, public. [01 Nov 2009|08:42pm]
Zachary, I need to borrow your computer. I've fried mine and Screwdriver won't let me use his anymore.

I can't remember I'm meant to be working for the Almighty, Zachary. I've been given a talk about not pulling anything like Europe when I'm working for Him, or breaking any of the other Commandments. Not that it matters since I'm turning chicks into angels left and fudging right as soon as I talk to them and I couldn't even figure out how to get past my own security.

OOC: Edited and mostly deleted after Val's comment.
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[27 Oct 2009|03:35pm]
[Filtered to Mason, at some point when Mason's not been in her room for at least an hour, IF THAT IS OK <3]

Hey sweetheart, Chlo's sleeping so if you could be quiet when you come back I sure would appreciate it.
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(ooc - FTR, I know it can't be). [25 Oct 2009|10:16pm]
[Filtered to Darcy Thomas]

Darcy Thomas, I'm sorry to say I don't think I've ever had the pleasure of speaking to you before. I'm Alexander Falk, from Science, and I sure would appreciate a moment of your time if you'd be good enough to spare it for me.
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[20 Oct 2009|10:29pm]
I hope that everyone's planning on coming down to the auditorium on Thursday for Sex in the Dark. It's been spearheaded by the excellent Svetlana Duff and Amy Andreatta so it sure does promise to be worth checking out. We've got great people answering questions, snacks and free contraception. If nothing else, it's an opportunity to listen to four beautiful ladies speak uninterrupted for a while.

Encrypted to DIX11: Zac Daly, Chloe Rivers, Sam Marshall, Wally Marshall, Jillian Rivers, Hanselle Altar, Zoe West, Dan Armstrong )

Encrypted to Zac )

Filtered to Ellie Van Helsing )

Filtered to Marisa )
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[15 Oct 2009|03:39am]
[Filtered to Zac]

Tijuana this weekend?
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[10 Oct 2009|02:43am]
[Filtered to Zac]
I sure haven't.
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